Pensionbook
March 10, 2008 – 2:30 pm | by Duncan
Straightfrommybrain.com, the brainchild of Stephen Wildish, has produced a hilarious take on Facebook for archetypal seniors. I wonder if this is what is in store for the present generation of Facebook addicts…
Applications
Photos from the War
Knitting Groups
Events and Funerals
Stanna Stairlift
Colostomy Bag
News Feed
George Summner is attending Edgar Jones’ funeral.
Gordon Norris joined the group I like to stop suddenly in the street.
3 of your friends just got poked with a walking stick. Poke back?
Edgar Jones has died… would you like to attend the funeral?
Victor Grantham has added the pipe and slippers application.
Constance Edwards joined the group I still pay my bills with cheques and old money.
Edgar Jones is not feeling too perky today. 
Faith Ogden wrote a note on that nice young man from the shop’s wall:
“Ooh thankyou dearie for popping over my tripe and porridge oats. I don’t know what I’d do without you, you see my children never call anymore and I’m practically a hermit.”
Charles Sunnington added the meals on wheel application.
Al Bridges and Cliff Richards are now friends.
Status Updates
Vera is complaining about modern music. Where’s the melody?
Stanley Goodwin is trying to keep warm this winter.
Edna Williams is annoyed about immigration.
Ted Stapleton is excited about his new cardigan.
Upcoming Events
Sitting at home watching Corrie with a cup of Earl Grey Tea.
Deaths
Saturday November 10
Bertie Coston
Sunday November 11
Gerald McTavish
Larger Copy at Straightfrommybrain.com
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